An interviewer for ‘The Paris Review’ asks British novelist, J G Ballard, of ‘Empire of the Sun’ fame: “So, how do you write, exactly?”
The author answers: “Actually, there’s no secret. One simply pulls the cork out of the bottle, waits three minutes, and two thousand or more years of Scottish craftsmanship does the rest.”

Only if every drunk could write…

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