Patricia Franchini: What is your greatest ambition in life?
Parvulesco: To become immortal... and then die.
Liliane: Do you support youth?
Michel Poiccard: I like the old.
Van Doude, The Journalist: What's more ethical: The women who cheats, or the man who walks out?
Parvulesco: The woman who cheats.
Michel Poiccard: I always get interested in girls who aren't right for me.
Patricia Franchini: Do you know William Faulkner?
Michel Poiccard: No. Who's he? Have you slept with him?
Michel Poiccard: I told you being afraid is the worst sin there is.
Michel Poiccard: Shall we steal a Cadillac?
Michel Poiccard: Seen Antonio?
Hood: I'll tell you if I can kiss the girl.
Michel Poiccard: After all, I'm an asshole. After all, yes, I've got to. I've got to!